This is a revolver. This is not.

This is a pistol. This is not.

If my guns don't turn back into their proper colors and aren't loaded with bullets instead of water by midnight I am going to be very unhappy about it.

Not one word, Colonel.

I've nearly died at the hands of every homunculus I've met ( Read more... )

If we're all completely finished discussing my personal life in public? If you're not done I highly suggest that you change your mind, because it is none of your business.

Clear?

Good. This needs to stop.

[George Blake ; Riou ; Lady ; Esther Blanchett ; Meta Knight]Lady's return means that we have a potential two person active duty unit ( Read more... )

( [Department Heads filter] )

For anyone else who wanted to know, yes, the Colonel left the City a week ago, yes, it's public information, no, I don't have to announce it.

[filtered to Victoria, Blake, Claire; visible to police force;]I have these three individuals noted as having expressed interest in joining the force- if any final decisions have been made regarding whether ( Read more... )

( [private; unhackable;] )

[filtered from enemies & Col. Mustang;]

I need to spar against someone; my hand-to-hand combat skills are getting rusty.

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[police filter;]

If there are any active members who have not filled out this form, please do so as soon as possible. Thank you.

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( [private to Colonel Mustang;] )

...I don't know what to think anymore. Ishbal should be here, but it's not, and people here have never heard of Amestris.

But Major Kimblee is here- Of all the people

I don't know what I should be doing here-

[ooc; DAY TWO because I am a horrible person 8D Strikes except for the little font ones are hackable.]

If mirrors and black cats are the extent of your bad luck, count yourself lucky.

I suppose this is where I should stop being surprised by the City's quirks.

( [filtered to the Colonel;] )